Word Play Jokes

Hung

In my past life I was a horse; now I'm just hung like one.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lisa

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

Anonymous

N'Sync and Bucket of Crap

Q: What's the difference between an N'SYNC song and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Anonymous
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