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Light Bulb - Optimists
Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
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Good Morning
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep"
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Blossom and Porky
An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?" "Blossom," answers the girl. "Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?" "Well, my mommy was pregnant and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom." "Oh, that's so nice. What's your dog's name?" "Porky." "Why Porky?" "Because he f**ks pigs."
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