Smokey the Bear

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"