Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers and Sperm

Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: They both hope to be human someday.

Anonymous

God And A Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Anonymous

Just Practice

Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Anonymous
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