Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

Roosters V, Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A: The rooster clucks defiance.

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Lawyers Love Sushi

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

A: It's called Sosumi.

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A Bright Attorney

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer. "No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith. "Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it's starting to rain."

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