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Plenty Where I Come From
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
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Lawyer and a Leech
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Vampire School
Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.
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