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Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Elvis Bite
Q: What did Elvis say after he was bitten my a vampire?
A: Fang you, Fang you very much!
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Witch Hair
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
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Anonymous
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
