Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Six Legs and Flies

Q: What has six legs and flies?
A: A witch giving her cat a ride!

Anonymous

Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Submitted BY: erynn renee

Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

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