Word Play Jokes - American Football Jokes

Run Pete Run

Q: What did Pete Carroll say to the prostitute after the super bowl?
A: I'll pass.

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Biggest Helmet

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

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Buckeyes vs Wolverines!

In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating, "Play like champions today!"
There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says, "Don't forget your HELMET!"

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