A Small Analogy

Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It's done on a very high level. There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved. And it takes two years to get any results.

Whale Snack

Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.

Dog Bite

One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog. The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then, the dog bit the mailman. "Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."