Word Play Jokes

Abbot and a Trout

Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A: Monkfish!

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Grab Him By The

Treat him like a flower...grab him by the stalk.

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Candles

Q: Why are some married men like candles?
A: Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

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