Word Play Jokes

Sleeping With A Ruler

Q: Why did the blonde sleep with a ruler?
A: Because she wanted to see how long she slept.
 

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Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.

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Strong Church

Q: How do churches stay so strong?
A: They pray on the weak.

Submitted BY: koulnis
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