Word Play Jokes

Grey Elephants

Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!

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Flying Pig

Q: What do you say if you see a flying pig?
A: 'I see bacon's going up'!

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The Bar And Chain

A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asks the man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chain around. The man answered "HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of these things!?"

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