Brand Name Condoms

Which condom would you use?

• Nike Condoms: Just do it.
• Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
• Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
• Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
• Mentos Condoms: The fresh maker.
• Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
• Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
• Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
• Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
• Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
• New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
• Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
• EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going
• KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
• Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
• Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Push

Sign on the door of the maternity ward at the hospital: "Push ... Push ...Push!"

Cooking With The Bible

Newlyweds Kaitlyn and Brandon were having an argument about who should brew the coffee. Brandon said, "You're in charge of cooking, so you should do it." Kaitlyn replied, "No, you should do it because it says in the Bible that the man makes the coffee." Brandon was shocked to hear this and asked his beautiful new blonde wife to show him the passage. Full of excitement, Kaitlyn ran to the Good Book to prove for the first time how wrong her new husband was. She opened the Bible and pointed to where it said: "HEBREWS"