Word Play Jokes

Too Deep

Q: Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens?
A: They plant the eggs too deep.

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Froglights!

Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car?
A: Froglights!

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Circumcision

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy. So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation. "Oooh!" squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"

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