Word Play Jokes

Banana Slip

Q: What is the time between slipping on a banana peel and hitting the pavement?
A: One 'bananosecond'.

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Confucius Says - Car

Confucius says, "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."

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Run Don't Walk

Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water!

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