Word Play Jokes

Seagulls

Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!

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19 Irishmen Go To A Cinema

19 Irishmen go to a cinema. The ticket lady says, "Why are there so many of you here tonight?" Mick replies, "The fillm says 18 and over, miss."

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Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

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