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Good Advice
I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Darth Vader Christmas
Darth Vader: "Luke!" <mechanical breathing> "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke: "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "Yes, Luke. I have felt your presents."
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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Writes Mysteries
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.
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