Word Play Jokes

The Plan

"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks." "Oh no you're not." "Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks." "Oh no you're not." "Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you." "Oh no you're not." "And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy ."Oh yes you are!" said the girl.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Redneck Girlfriend

You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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