Word Play Jokes

Ants And Elephants

Q: What games to ants play with elephants?
A: Squash!

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Elton John - Salad

Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.

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Mexican Fire Chief

Q: What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
A: Hose A and Hose B!

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