Rooster Pickup Lines

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!

This is Susan

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport." John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?" Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself." John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

Ghosts Scare Talk Show Hosts

Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talk show hosts?
A: The Phantom of the Oprah.