Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?" He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

The Call of Nature

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."

Maxi Pad To Fart

Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.