Word Play Jokes

5 Flies In The Kitchen

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
A: The one in the sugar bowl!

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Fur Coats

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in tank tops!

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Worm Leader

Q: Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
A: Maggot Thatcher!

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