Word Play Jokes

What Flies Around And Can Bite Your Head Off

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

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Encouraging Hens

Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?
A: They egg them on!

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Flowers & Instruments

Q: What's better than roses in your piano?
A: Tulips in your organ!

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Submitted BY: lockxley
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