Kitty Replacement

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?” “I don’t know,” replies the old lady. “How are you at catching mice?”

Sex Position

Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?
A: I don't know; ask Yo Mama.

Smelly

Q: What do you have if you're holding 1000 milliliters of wet socks?
A: One 'literhosen'.