Quirky Love

I love the muscle that lies between the elbow and the shoulder.
I'm bicepual.

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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Make yourself at home ... clean my kitchen. 
Allow me to introduce my selves. 
Better living through denial. 
I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up...
Chaos. Panic. Disorder.
My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses. 

What is that?

Q: What do you call a used tampon floating down the river?
A: A blood vessel.