Word Play Jokes

Alarm Cluck

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"

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Stadiums In Outer Space

Q: Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
A: Because there is no atmosphere!

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State Watch

Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.

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