Word Play Jokes

Golf Goal

Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

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Jews Voting for President

I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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Light Bulb - Goths

Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer everything all black anyway.

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