Weather Jokes

Spring

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
A: Releaved.

Anonymous

Snowman Transport

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.

Anonymous

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz
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