Kentucky Derby

He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat.

Nevada Crazy Law

• It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
• It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
• Clark County - An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
• In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station.
• Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
• Elko - Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
• Eureka - Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
• Nyala - A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. 

Vampires In America

Q: Where did vampires go to first in America?
A: New Fangland!