Nevada Crazy Law

• It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
• It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
• Clark County - An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
• In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station.
• Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.
• Elko - Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
• Eureka - Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
• Nyala - A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. 

Vampires In America

Q: Where did vampires go to first in America?
A: New Fangland!

New Jersey Crazy Law

• It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
• You may not slurp your soup.
• If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
• It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. 
• On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
• Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
• You cannot pump your own gas.
• All gas stations are full service and full service only.
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
• It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
• Bernards Township - It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
• Caldwell - You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
• Cranford - Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
• Cresskill - All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
• Elizabeth - It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
• Manville - It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
• Newark - It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
• Ocean City - Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
• People may not slurp their soup.
• Raw hamburger may not be sold.
• Raritan - Profanity is prohibited.
• Sea Isle City - There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
• Trenton - Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
• You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.