U.S. State Jokes

Delaware Jokes

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Dumb Delaware Laws:

  • It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
  • Lewes - It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist.
  • Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. 

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Shingle Material

Q: How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?
A: Three, if you slice them really thin.

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12 Girls From Kentucky

Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.

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