U.S. State Jokes

Mr. New Jersey

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet." -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars

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Californians Screw in Light Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

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Best Thing About Iowa

Q: What is the best thing coming out of Iowa?
A: Interstate 35!

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