Minnesota Women

Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
A: Anorexic

Louisiana Crazy Laws

• It is illegal to gargle in public places.
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
• New Orleans - It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
• You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. 

Idaho Jokes

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Dumb Idaho Laws:

• Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
• Boise - Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
• Pocatello - A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
• A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.