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U.S. State Jokes - Hawaii Jokes
Hawaii Malfunction
Everyone in Hawaii is still mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
Hawaii IS the early warning system.
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Hawaiian Passerby
Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii." They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii." "Thank you," says the satisfied first man. "You're velcome," replies the passerby.
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Hawaii Crazy Law
- Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
- All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
- Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
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