U.S. State Jokes

Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!"

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Michigan SAT

Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT? 
A: Drool. #gobucks

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Alaska Crazy Law

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270.

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