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Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes
Three Gay Men
Three gay male strip club dancers are driving on the freeway when their car breaks down. They didn't have a cell phone and needed a way to get help. Two of the men get undressed and put on raincoats from the trunk. They stand at opposite ends of the car and start twerking and flapping their coats open and closed, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. A police car soon pulls up and talks to the driver. “What are those two idiots doing?” says the policeman . “Them?” replies the driver. “They’re my emergency flashers.”
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You Bought It, You Have To Live With It
An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day when a car pulled over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again.
"How about $20 and two pieces of candy?" the man said.
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
"Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"
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Car Troubles
A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor." The husband replies, "That's not possible." "Well," says the wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem." The husband gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?" The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."
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