Travel Jokes

Three Gay Men

Three gay male strip club dancers are driving on the freeway when their car breaks down. They didn't have a cell phone and needed a way to get help.  Two of the men get undressed and put on raincoats from the trunk.  They stand at opposite ends of the car and start twerking and flapping their coats open and closed, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. A police car soon pulls up and talks to the driver. “What are those two idiots doing?” says the policeman . “Them?” replies the driver. “They’re my emergency flashers.”

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Stripper Jokes)
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Tiger Woods and the Titanic

Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic?
A: Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes , Travel Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

You Bought It, You Have To Live With It

An eight year old boy was walking down the road one day when a car pulled over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again.
"How about $20 and two pieces of candy?" the man said.
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
"Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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