Harley and a Hoover

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

Condom Convention

A representative for a condom company is on her way to a convention. While rushing through the airport, she drops the briefcase carrying her samples of condoms all over the floor. As she is stuffing all the condoms back into her briefcase, she notices tourists giving her crazy looks. "It's ok, she says, "I am doing a huge convention."

TWA Flight Attendants

Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
A: With a fishing pole!