Signs And Notices 14

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

• Sign in a Rome laundry: "Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
• Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
• Sign on the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: "Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life."
• Detour sign in Kobe, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways."
• Sign in a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream."
• Sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
• Sign on the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
• Sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Safest Way to Drive

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers. Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.

Scary Organization

Q: The most dangerous organization in America today is:
A) The KKK
B) The American Nazi Party
C) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club