Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being just friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just to too cute.
5. This diamond is just way too big.
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow!! It really is 14 inches.
2. Does this make my butt look too small??
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again..

Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex

1. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
2. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
3. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
4. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
5. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
6. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
7. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
8. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
10. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

Typical Women Quotes

1. So many men, so few can afford me.
2.  If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
3. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
4. Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.
5. Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
6. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
7. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
8. Do not start with me, you will not win.
9. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
10. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!