Violist Like a Terrorist

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?
A: They both fuck up bowings.

Saddam's Palaces vs 50 Cent's House

Q: What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?
A: You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.

Two Arabs

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his phone and starts looking at pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"