Two Arabs

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his phone and starts looking at pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Osama Bin Laden and Crabs

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.

ISIS EOL

Q: What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?
A: WasWas