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Important Question
Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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Area 51
After thousands of people threatened to march into Area 51 the U.S. Air Force made a public statement.
They said, "There is bad news and good news."
First the bad news. The aliens have landed on earth and are being held by the government.
Now the good news. They eat Terrorists and piss gasoline.
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Submitted BY: Mark
Blonde Vs. Terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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