Technology Jokes - Star Trek Jokes

Star Trek Readers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.

Anonymous

Skeleton Doctor

Q: What do you call a skeleton doctor?
A: Bones!

Anonymous

Starfleet Answering Machine

Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking. 

Anonymous
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