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Technology Jokes - Star Trek Jokes
Starfleet Answering Machine
Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking.
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Star Toad
Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!
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Stuck on You
Q: Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?
A: Because he was fighting the Klingons.
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