Technology Jokes - Star Trek Jokes

Skeleton Doctor

Q: What do you call a skeleton doctor?
A: Bones!

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Starfleet Answering Machine

Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking. 

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Star Toad

Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!

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