Comcast Blues

Comcast service is getting worse by the day. Last week I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same channel. I placed an order for jewelry and ended up buying a congressman from New Jersey.

Reincarnated

Q: Will I be reincarnated?
A: Not unless there is a special need to recreate you. And searching backup files is a major hassle, so if there is a request for you, God will just say that the tape has been lost.

Tesla IP

Q: What do you call a stolen Tesla?
A: An Edison.