Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

Geek Booty Call - Ram

I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes)
Anonymous

3 Times a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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NSA is Listening

Q: How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?
A: The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Categories: Riddles , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
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