Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

Hackers

Q: How do computer hackers escape?
A: I think they just ransomware.

Categories: Riddles , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
Anonymous

New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 
"You've got Male!" 

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes)
Submitted BY: Richard Koenders
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