How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 
"You've got Male!" 

Computer Users to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.

HIT ENTER when ready

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."
Person:  "It says, Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"