Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II

Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Duck Duck...Computer?

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A: A quackintosh.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Mac Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Password Help

Q: What's a good password that's eight characters long?
A: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Submitted BY: Nick Helm
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