Technology Jokes

NASA Style

Q: How did Neil Armstrong cut his hair when he was on the moon?
A: Eclipse it.

Anonymous

Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Anonymous

Apple Time Saver

iOS 17: Apple has finally agreed to stop autocorrecting the word FUCK to DUCK and SHIT to SHOT. This should work out to be a huge time saver. One user commented that it would save her at least an hour daily correcting words back to her intended curse. 
Thank you Apple!

Anonymous
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